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A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Mike Hill

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A howkumsit moment - eight years later!!!

So howkumsit when Miley Cyrus strips down, dances suggestively, nude and licks a hammer
it is called art and over a billion people watch it?

But when Lil Mikey does the same thing - he gets rudely kicked outta Home Depot!!

He don't understand! Maybe its because there wasn't a wrecking ball hanging around and if there were - he ain't gonna sit and swing on a wrecking ball - that gotta hurt. Maybe gynaecomastia. In 45 plus years playing around the construction business - Lil Mikey ain't never seen a wrecking ball. He'd love to have one for a front yard ornament though!
 
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