A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Mr. Peet

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Let me first state this is not a political or social rant in any way. The topic could be anything. It's the use of the acronym that is just plain humurous and silly. This was snapped from an article in today's paper. The acronym was used 6 times in a letter that covered about 1/4 page. At the rate it keeps growing, they'll need to invent new letters by 2025. Or they could just include heterosexual and those who "couldn't care less one way or the other as long as you act like a normal human being" and they'd pretty much cover the entire population I think.

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I thought it was shortened up to 'alphabet people', at least that is what is used on the radio all the time.
 

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I sent that pic to a niece who lives in Phoenix and she said she feels like her skin is doing that same thing.
 

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That reminds me of an old joke. A traveling salesman stopped at a country general store for something to eat.
On his way in, a kid was standing there & a dog sat beside him. They salesman asked the kid if his dog bit people.
The kid said "Nope, my dog doesn't bite." So the salesman reached down to pet the dog & it promptly bit his hand...hard.
The salesman says "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."
The kid says "That ain't my dog."
 

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That reminds me of an old joke. A traveling salesman stopped at a country general store for something to eat.
On his way in, a kid was standing there & a dog sat beside him. They salesman asked the kid if his dog bit people.
The kid said "Nope, my dog doesn't bite." So the salesman reached down to pet the dog & it promptly bit his hand...hard.
The salesman says "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."
The kid says "That ain't my dog."
Delightfully done by Peter Sellers in "The Pink Panther". Love that scene!!
 
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