Rorban1 said:
Ha ha! An after thought was that there is about 60 acres behind my house full of trees that people ride mountain bikes through. I guess instead of a tree I can buy a chainsaw! :lolol: they might not be too happy but I will be!
Mountain biking is overrated, and does not feed your wood addiction. Get a big husky, and buy some of those hillbilly teeth, and sprad a little ketchup over a white tee shirt that says "Got Torso Meat?" and make sure to have a wild crazy look in your eyes, with an evil sneer/grin plastered on as though it's set in stone, and walk through the woods with the big husky idling, and your hair all askew and tizzied up. Also have stuff stuck to your hair, like a fishing lure or something with a piece of fish tail hanging off the rear treble hook, and have a severe limp too that's very important. No more mountain bikers. Forest all to your own.
:csnut:
P.S. Don't forget the loud nervous laugh that they can hear even over the demonic-sounding chainsaw.