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Dyed Pen Blanks Giveaway

Discussion in 'Contests, Swaps, Giveaways, Member Meetups etc.' started by Sprung, Apr 25, 2018.

  1. Sprung

    Sprung Amateur Sawdust Maker Full Member Thread Starter

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    Since I figured out @gman2431 's giveaway before anyone else got in on the fun, I thought I'd run a giveaway of my own.

    Rules are simple:

    1. Pick a random number between 1 and 300 and post it here. No going back and editing your post after picking a number. If I see that your post with number choice has been edited, your post will be disqualified.

    2. Include in your post your best :old: or Stoopid Islander or Short Greek-Texan joke.

    3. I'll run this through April 30th, midnight CST. I won't be around on the 30th, and likely too tired to stay up that night for the end, so sometime on (or around) May 1st, I'll use a random number generator to pick a random number between 1 and 300. Closest to that number wins.

    4. I'll cover shipping to anywhere in the US. International will need to cover the difference.

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    Chris Geeo Member Full Member

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    Dirty Joke: Beware: You have been warned!

    A white horse jumped into a mud puddle. LOL

    Sorry, that was baaaadddd.
     
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    Wildthings ASTROS 2017 WORLD CHAMPIONS Full Member

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    :old: and Stoopid Islander and Short Greek-Texan ----- ENOUGH SAID they are all jokes!! LOL I kill myself sometimes LOL
     
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    gman2431 Member Full Member

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    Cool Matt!
     
  5. Tony

    Tony Hardwood Enthusiast Staff Member Global Moderator Full Member

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    How many Stoopid Islanders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Nobody knows because they are all too busy hiding in the bomb shelter to change it!!!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    You didn't really think I was going to tell a short Greek Texan joke did you?????
     
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    jasonb Sawdust = man glitter Full Member

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    New signs for the islander.

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    Eric Rorabaugh Member Full Member

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    What did the short Greek Texan get on his SAT?


    DROOL
     
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  8. Tony

    Tony Hardwood Enthusiast Staff Member Global Moderator Full Member

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    As soon as I can get to that button.....

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    Eric Rorabaugh Member Full Member

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    Glad the "button" is chone the top shelf!
     
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    There once was an :old: from Washington.
     
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    ripjack13 ɹǝʇɹɐqpooʍ Staff Member Global Moderator Forum Moderator Full Member

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    Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced “HaVaii” or “HaWaii.”
    They ask a passerby, who answers “Havaii.”

    “Thank you,” says the satisfied first man.

    “You’re velcome,” replies the passerby.


    :curse2:

    ..............


    Say what you like about Tony, at least he won't look down on you...

    ..........

    Some guy crashed into the back of Tony's car at the lights today.
    So Tony jumped out of his truck and said, "I'm not happy!"
    The guy who hit his truck said, "Well which one are you then?"

    ............

    I played a round of miniature golf with Tony yesterday.
    Or as he called it, golf...

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  12. Tony

    Tony Hardwood Enthusiast Staff Member Global Moderator Full Member

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    Good one Marc, but you left out the :old:.
     
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    On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students. "The female dormitory," he said, "will be out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be out of bounds for all female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first time, $60 for the second time, and $150 for the third time. Any questions?"

    Tony yelled out, "How much for a season ticket?"
     
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    ripjack13 ɹǝʇɹɐqpooʍ Staff Member Global Moderator Forum Moderator Full Member

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    Did I? Awe.....
     
  15. Sprung

    Sprung Amateur Sawdust Maker Full Member Thread Starter

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    There's gotta be more people who want some free pen blanks than this, lol!
     
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    FranklinWorkshops Member Full Member

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    What I have run into is the people don't want free stuff. They think something is wrong with it. Crazy... If you had charged even $10, people here would be all over it.
     
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    Sprung Amateur Sawdust Maker Full Member Thread Starter

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    It's possible, though it's also possible some may just have not seen the post. I know we've got lots of turners here and giveaways like this usually go over well.

    But, hey, if no one else enters, it increases your chances! :sarcastic:
     
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    FranklinWorkshops Member Full Member

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    Agree. Hard to find posts when only the five most recents show on the home page. They turn over every few minutes so posts disappear from sight quickly. And most members don't go searching for recent posts.
     
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    Sprung Amateur Sawdust Maker Full Member Thread Starter

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    I like to use the New Posts link at the top of the page - gives a listing of all the new posts since the last time I was on.

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  20. Tony

    Tony Hardwood Enthusiast Staff Member Global Moderator Full Member

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    That's what I was going to say Matt. I've found that to be the most effective way to find new posts.
     
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