♫ εηdεd ♫ Highly Valuable Black Walnut "Giveaway" Austin Area . . .

[Kevin]

Anyone in the Austin, Texas area (south of - in Lockhart) want to call this lady let me know I'll give you her number. Here's her email - she probably thinks (or hopes) it's worth a zillion dollars. I'll reply to her email if anyone wants to pursue this and try to bring her down to earth. I get emails like this routinely but maybe she'll come around and realize she'll be lucky to get it hauled off for free. I'm going to suggest she list it on CL as "free for the taking" or contact a turning club.

Hi my name is Christine XXXXXXX and I have some property in Lockhart. About 2 days ago we had a massive beautiful black walnut tree come down. The tree is green and we have 5 8to10 foot trunks to get rid of. If this sounds like something you would be interested in please call me at
512-662-XXXX

 

[ripjack13]

You gotta do it like the video....tell her you can do it for so much, then when she says a higher number, say ok, if you want to pay me that much, thats acceptable. I take cash or check....

and record it.....it will be epic....

 

[Kevin]

You gotta do it like the video....tell her you can do it for so much, then when she says a higher number, say ok, if you want to pay me that much, thats acceptable. I take cash or check....

and record it.....it will be epic....

I'm a very serious individual and I take myself very seriously. I never joke around like that. That's childish and requires a sense of humor, something I don't have nor want nor tolerate.

 

[HomeBody]

She has "trunks to get rid of". Sounds like they are free to me. Gary

 

[Tony]

@Bean_counter , up for a road trip?

 

[TimR]

Make sure there ain't no junk in that trunk!!

 

[Tony]

Make sure there ain't no junk in that trunk!!

I'm Greek, that's not a problem. Tony

 

[Spinartist]

Tell her to text a photo before your road trip...

 

[Bean_counter]

I'm a very serious individual and I take myself very seriously. I never joke around like that. That's childish and requires a sense of humor, something I don't have nor want nor tolerate.

NAILED IT!!! Glad I'm not alone thinking that way of you lol

 

[Bean_counter]

@Bean_counter , up for a road trip?

No way you know she thinks she is going to get a metric ton of cash for that tree. Moron people we have them do that here but with live and dead oak

 

[SENC]

something I don't have nor want nor tolerate.

Something I don't have OR want OR tolerate.

 

[Lou Currier]

No way you know she thinks she is going to get a metric ton of cash for that tree. Moron people we have them do that here but with live and dead oak

@Bean_counter are you making fun of our beautiful Florida live oak?

 

[Tony]

@Bean_counter are you making fun of our beautiful Florida live oak?

I don't know about what y'all have, the live oak here is nasty stuff.

 

[Lou Currier]

@Tony a little cross cut grain live spalted oak.

 

[Tony]

That looks great Lou! Ours is a nasty pukey green color, not attractive at all.

 

[Kevin]

Something I don't have OR want OR tolerate.

So much intolerance from you.

 

[Tony]

So much intolerance from you.

Lindale Carter is STILL an incredible looking woman!

 

[Kevin]

Lindale Carter is STILL an incredible looking woman!

Lynda. But yeah.

 

[Tony]

I don't even know how Lindale got in there....