ENDED Roughed Platter

[Jonkou]

This 1 3/8 x 13 1/2” Birdseye Maple platter is years dry, stable and ready to complete. It was turned on a waste block, the center is clearly marked to remount on a waste block for sanding and to complete the foot. $30 cash or check only plus USPS shipping in the US, can estimate shipping to your house at 4 lbs from 03809 in a 13 1/4 x 13 1/4 x 5” well packed box.

 

[Mike Hill]

Ought birdseye!!!

 

[Jonkou]

Ought birdseye!!!

My pareidolia sees Bought Birdseye!!! Translation please in the Queen’s english.

 

[Steve in VA]

Beautiful piece John!

 

[Mike Hill]

Danged spell check turned Ohhhhhh into Ought!

 

[Mike Hill]

But ask it if it would like to retire to Tennessee?

 

[Jonkou]

But ask it if it would like to retire to Tennessee?

Said she’s tired of sitting on a shelf with a bunch of uglier pieces and will retire anywhere so long as the new keeper finishes her and keeps her in a place of dignity.

 

[Mike Hill]

I'm a sucker for birdseye - tell her she will be in a safe place when she comes to see me! Send her to me! Sorta like a mail order bride scenario!

 

[JR Parks]

Saved me Mike!

 

[Jonkou]

You got her Mike but will not retort mail order bride scenario in this public forum... Pm sent.

 

[Jonkou]

Package sent.

 

[Mike Hill]

Saved me Mike!

 

[Mike Hill]

...... Queen’s english.

Is that some more of that Fuscia Rain stuff that was on another thread? Or maybe it was purple - Lil Mikey don't know his colors too well!

 

[Mike Hill]

When I opened up a box just received, had a whole bunch of purdy eyes staring back at me - real purdy eyes! However, was not expecting the Hawaii newspaper in a box from NH!

 

[Jonkou]

Staring into each other’s eyes and telling her they’re real purdy is a first step, if she doesnt understand you try “he mau maka nani kou” and good luck with that bride scenario.
Wife is registered OHA and likes to keep up with what’s going on in Hawai’i nei. They were next in the pile.

 

[Mike Hill]

Ok, that 'splanes the paper - kewl!

But with much trepidation I put "he mau maka nani kou" in a google search and quickly put in a translator. First translator is still thinking - then I thought maybe it was hawaiian pidgin - but could not find a hawaiian pidgin to English translator (Eng to hp - yes, but did not look very long for the other), then found another translator and voila'! "you have beautiful eyes". Lil Mikey will find a grass skirt and try to use that line - Think it'll work?

 

[Jonkou]

Garans work brah only if you take one pic while doing and post um here.

 

[Jonkou]

Payment received, thanks Mike.