Wow... if I posted this here I would get a lecture about where posts should go from the first mod that came upon it like @Schroedc but if a purdy girl posts up a mountain of koa it somehow makes you dorks forget all the rules. Colin you should be ashamed of yourselve.
@Mike1950 you sir simply offer solutions and for that I thank you.
@Tclem you hush up and let Paxton show you how a turkey pot and hair sticks work...
@Maya Ratcliff you need to be careful posting wood around these guys, it's like showing cake to the fat kids...
@ripjack13 can I get a ruling here please?
Don - I'll give you a ruling...
The post is in a very appropriate forum... AAAAaaaand you have the only wife on the planet that seeks ways to bolster your stash, finds ways to get it here by the container load and then get it milled... You sir need to open an account at the local florist, Jeweler, and Confectioner.