A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Mike Hill

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One day, in the men's clothing department, a man walks up to the checkout counter with two pairs of underwear. The clerk, looking in disgust, says, "Only two pairs of underwear?" "Yes," the man replies, "I wear one while I wash one."
A while later another man walks up to the counter with 5 pair of underwear.
"Only 5 pairs, eh?"
" Yeah. I wear one pair every weekday, then I go commando all weekend." The clerk just shakes his head.
Then, a bit later, another man walks up to the counter with 7 pairs of underwear.
"Finally a man who knows hygiene."
"Yes," the man says, "One for everyday and I do my laundry on Sunday."
Just before closing, another man hands the clerk 12 pair of underwear.
"Wow! You must be really clean!"
The man smiles. "Yep! That's me!..... Uh, let me see if I counted right. Let's see, January, February, March, April........."
 
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