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A Vocabulary & Word Usage Classroom?

Do you want Henry to help us become better users of our own language?

  • Yes, I want Henry to make me a better user of the English language

  • No, I want to remain at my lower level of education or my redneck friends will make fun of me


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Kevin

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Henry, would you be interested in moderating this, a thread where members can ask questions about vocabulary? The meaning and usage of words and phrases? And perhaps even make a list of commonly misused words and phrases e.g. then vs than (i.e. "then" is probably the most misused word there is when "than" is usually the correct word) lie vs lay, use v usage etc.

There's numerous examples such as to & too (most know what two is I think), toward vs towards (towards is not a word) and one that's been cropping up a lot lately is "casted"; when a member refers to something that has been cast they say it's been 'casted'. The past tense of the word cast is . . . . also cast. Did you ever casted your bait into the lake? "Man right after I casted my hydrilla gorilla on the top of that bed, that bucket mouth flushed the toilet on it!" No you haven't ever casted anything you cast it. here's an example I'll try to cover as many oft misused words as I can think of and try to use them correctly - Henry get out your red pen . . . .

"I cast that wormy maple blank last week rather than this week, then I elicited lucre for it in the illicit non-taxed cast blank black market. I soon discovered my success was not going to materialize until I had the capital idea of selling them farther down the road in our state capitol, right under the noses of the crooked cops which furthered my cause. My previous allusion to the illusion of principles in politics & business were dashed by the memory of my HS principal who urged me and my graduating class to look toward (no "s") honor and virtue as our guideposts, and not to be too greedy by seeking two of anything when one (the numeral is not correct here) will suffice our needs. ("our needs" is repetitive isn't it Henry? Shouldn't I have stopped after 'suffice'?)

At the time, I didn't accept his logic as sound, except for the brief second when I did consider the possibility I was just too young to appreciate it. I now wish I had put in to practice the dogma he attempted to plant into our code of ethics and life principles. The affect his speech had on me seemed to be nonexistent for years. Only now am I seeing the effects of it; the seed he planted in me was not to sprout for many years.

Tonight I resolved that before I lie down to rest, I will lay out a plan to make amends for ignoring his words of wisdom for so long, and I vow that my plan will be laid out with fewer flaws and less "me," as I move forward for others rather than myself. After all, whose honor can be redeemed who's too callus to listen to a man whom has been there and back?"


I'm not sure about a lot of that Henry especially the last sentence where I attempted the whose/who's/whom sentence. And did I use i.e. and e.g. correctly in my first paragraph?

I hope you'll do this I think it could be really fun. I realize many members and probably MOST members don't give a rat's ass whether they use words correctly or not. But honestly I think the reason most say they don't is because it means more study and learning for them and they think they're too old, or that they feel "dumb". But in my opinion, if we can make a fun way to help us all learn, even a little at a time, and learn here from friends instead of having to google words on an usage site (and I'm not asking anyone to cite the site they had in sight) I really believe we can at least help some members learn the difference between THEN and THAN - and that's a damn sight better than most other sites none of which I will cite.

And for those such as myself who has (that have?) a decent vocabulary and understanding of our language, I want to further my learning and step up my game. I always want to better myself where I can and I have plenty of room! So Henry - will you hold court here when we have questions? Will you pen some examples of words in their correct usage as I attempted to do above? Will you give us a Word Of the Week and an example of the correct employ of it? Will you challenge us to use the word in our posts that week?

You can say no, and no repercussions will befall you. Except I will ban you and stuff.
 

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DO WHAT. A Mississippi/North Carolina hillbilly gonna taught mee how's 2 speek
 

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Wow- I already have my wordsmith wife correcting my grammar and let me tell you it is a full time job. Does this mean I have to start using y'all?? :sofa:
 

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Kevin - you must be related to Gail. She offered to help moderate the thread and said to tell you she will be disappointed if its only a joke. :sarcastic:

Its naught a joke. My cringe when me read mosts posts. Ispeshully mind. Ide rather tak a spankin then be lerant to speel. If Gale well blow on threw here and lern us I kant weight!

Okay BS aside I wasn't joking at all. Are you joking though? Would she really do this?
 

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Does this mean I have to start using y'all??

Absolutely! And when you're referring to more than one y'all the double conjunctive "y'all's" is also acceptable. Texican reigns over old world King's English in all circumstances. Maybe we can get Kathie and Gail to teach us what for. Henry you're out man Kathie and Gail is who we want!!!!!
 

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Its naught a joke. My cringe when me read mosts posts. Ispeshully mind. Ide rather tak a spankin then be lerant to speel. If Gale well blow on threw here and lern us I kant weight!

Okay BS aside I wasn't joking at all. Are you joking though? Would she really do this?

Maybe we should start with the newscasters- Hell even I can do better.
 

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Henry you're FIRED. :rofl:

We already have three moderators for this thread - a dream come true for me. Henry, Gail, and Kathie unless Henry says no (I won't let him). I bet most members won't see how fun this is going to be but I can already tell it will be.

Gail, Kathie, Henry give us some lessons. Here's my idea - start with a word of the week beginning Sunday - one from each of you would be very cool because that will be 3 words a week we get to learn and incorporate into our posts. Y'all take it and run with it or not, or just figure out your own thing and implement it. I'll even give you three your own forum no joke. Let me know how to proceed y'all are the bosses.

:yipee:
 

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Absolutely! And when you're referring to more than one y'all the double conjunctive "y'all's" is also acceptable. Texican reigns over old world King's English in all circumstances. Maybe we can get Kathie and Gail to teach us what for. Henry you're out man Kathie and Gail is who we want!!!!!

And if we're being totally inclusive we needs to be usin' "All Y'alls"
 

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And if we're being totally inclusive we needs to be usin' "All Y'alls"

And if you're a Muslim Texan I guess they'd say "Allah Y'all's". :biggrin:
 

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Mi mutha wood bee sew prowd!

I get a kick out of word stuff, and I'm sure I'm a cereal abuser of the American language on this sight! Looking forward to seeing this evolve!

(PS. I think your first use of the word 'affect' should be 'effect'. :sofa:)
 

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Canned before I could even respond!

Sounds like fun, I'd be glad to help!
 

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DO WHAT. A Mississippi/North Carolina hillbilly gonna taught mee how's 2 speek

So, and this would probably be a better question for everyone else since Tony won't understand it, does it make you nauseous or does it make you nauseated that a Mississippi/North Carolina hillbilly is "gonna taught u how's 2 speek"?
 

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I said way cool in my rating because I can't wait to get you really started Henry. All BS aside I know you could teach English in nearly any university if you wanted. Me be watching this stuff, and stuff.
 

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I said way cool in my rating because I can't wait to get you really started Henry. All BS aside I know you could teach English in nearly any university if you wanted. Me be watching this stuff, and stuff.
Well, I failed it in a university or two, so I'm just glad Gail and Kathie were volunteered, too!
 

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@SENC I just saw how you voted! :rofl:
 

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Tony we all love Paxton and you know it but dammit wake him up and change your avatar. He's been asleep too long give us a pic of him catching a ball do I have to come to Iowa and teach him to throw?
 
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