♫ εηdεd ♫ I'm an Aussie Burl, Please Win Me . . .

[Kevin]

Here's the rules (you know we have to have them):

1. You must be a member for at least 60 days with more posts anywhere else other than you have in the For Sale forum .
2. Only your first entry will count (mods can see all edits so think before you make your first post).
3. Meme's will not be allowed because many members can't do them.
4. Once the deadline has been reached this thread will be closed and a new thread will be started for everyone to vote on the winner.

Staff has the right to remove any & all non-entry posts/questions to keep the thread focused. Speaking of Focus you don't have to be as talented but try to be as imaginative . . . .

 

[rocky1]

After impaling his radiator with the sapling, Kevin looked for ways to immortalize the escaping hot gases in wood!

 

[NeilYeag]

"Burld" Hair Day

 

[Tony]

This is the resulting "creation" that showed up in Kevins leprechaun britches after he speared one vehicle and set another on fire! Tony

 

[Kevin]

Am I going to have to enger this competition too?

Woody Woodpecker
If Woody would peck wood how much wood would Woody peck?

Do I win?

 

[Schroedc]

That burl looks like a mole so we'll call it Holy Moly. Also because that's what I'd probably say when I saw the other side.

 

[Steve Walker]

Sonic the Hedge Hog fresh from the beauty parlor.

 

[Ben Holt]

"Cali". "In my previous life...I was cauliflower...I'm moving up in the world"

 

[MKTacop]

I'm the Aussie Anteater - Burlificus Magnificus

 

[Wilson's Woodworking]

I felt fine till I ate those fire ants over by the nuclear plant! Then I started hearing this CRAZY music and my hair went all curly!

 

[Wildthings]

Morel Mushroom - Please don't sell this to our Northern Woodbarterites!!

 

[Kevin]

Some of you are really catching on now. Some of you just named it though with no quote or funny line. Those who follow make sure not to make that mistake include a quote or funny description like most did.

 

[Blueglass]

Mmmmhhh! Looks like Brain

Must have Grain!

 

[kweinert]

I'm headlining in a burlesque show!

 

[ripjack13]

Dr. Woodlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Burl.

 

[southernclay]

It looks like Kevin's been choppin' broccoli

 

[Nature Man]

Corsage for the woodworker's wife! Chuck

 

[DKMD]

I'd call it Australian condyloma acuminatum... Don't use google images for that...

What? You're gonna do it anyway? OK... Go ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you!

 

[Tclem]

Turtle burl. I'm almost as slow as @SENC

 

[JR Custom Calls]

Caitlyn Jenner scar tissue. From 2 balls, to one ball of nasty.