**ENDED** spalted sycamore boards

[davduckman2010]

i have a few larger spalted sycamore boards for sale one is 3 ft 2 in long 5 in wide x 3 inch thick nice figureing has a few ambrosia holes the others 2ft 4 in long and same width and thickness no punk on it dried 3 years and planed . asking 60.00 for larger one 45.00 for the other + shipping thanks dave

 

[Kevin]

If I wasn't able to fell, spalt, and mill my own sycamore at will I would probably be buying all these. You just don't find DRIED spalted solid syc in these dimensions everyday. Thanks for pricing these so fairly.

In fact, since I don't have any spalted syc turning stock left, if you decide to sell LFRB of pepper mill blanks I'll get in line for a box myself. I still have spalted syc lumber in my bins but no turning stock.

 

[davduckman2010]

If I wasn't able to fell, spalt, and mill my own sycamore at will I would probably be buying all these. You just don't find DRIED spalted solid syc in these dimensions everyday. Thanks for pricing these so fairly.

In fact, since I don't have any spalted syc turning stock left, if you decide to sell LFRB of pepper mill blanks I'll get in line for a box myself. I still have spalted syc lumber in my bins but no turning stock.

thanks kevin i would rather see you guys make somthing out of this fine stuff than get rich off of it. moneys not every thing i work to live not live to work iv been in the woods all my life but now i find myself look ing at every tree strangely i think somthings wrong with me lol:

 

[Kevin]

...now i find myself look ing at every tree strangely i think somthings wrong with me lol:

Oh no, that's part of your whole healing process. Trees become like the women you dreamed of in your youth. Pretty soon you won't even have any feelings of guilt or shame when you think about what they look like with all their clothes bark off. Before you know it, you'll start fantasizing about a sawmill. The next step is getting up the nerve to casually mention your fantasy to your wife. Ah yes, pretend it isn't you at first . . . .

"Honey did you know that old Bob down the street actually told his wife he wanted to buy a sawmill?! He said he might even need two! Yes, he said he wanted to build her fine, erotic exquisite furniture (that she will never see) and she jumped at the chance! She's even agreed to pay for it!"


Of course that never works so you have to just put the pants on and say "Dhamitt I'm buying a sawmill now go finish the laundry after you grill the steaks! Arg. Me caveman - you property!"

Of course that has even less chance of working so I suggest you forget all this and take up crochet or something. You'd be doing yourself a huge favor by just sending me all that spalted syc. It'll save your marriage. I won't even charge you anything for this expert marriage counseling. Just cover the shipping of the free wood and we'll call it even.

 

[davduckman2010]

...now i find myself look ing at every tree strangely i think somthings wrong with me lol:

Oh no, that's part of your whole healing process. Trees become like the women you dreamed of in your youth. Pretty soon you won't even have any feelings of guilt or shame when you think about what they look like with all their clothes bark off. Before you know it, you'll start fantasizing about a sawmill. The next step is getting up the nerve to casually mention your fantasy to your wife. Ah yes, pretend it isn't you at first . . . .

"Honey did you know that old Bob down the street actually told his wife he wanted to buy a sawmill?! Yes, he said he wanted to build her fine, exquisite furniture (that she will never see) and she jumped at the chance! She's even agreed to pay for it!"


Of course that never works so you have to just put the pants on and say "Dhamitt I'm buying a sawmill now go finish the laundry after you grill the steaks! Arg. Me caveman - you property!"

Of course that has even less chance of working so I suggest you forget all this and take up crochet or something. You'd be doing yourself a huge favor by just sending me all that spalted syc. It'll save your marriage. I won't even charge you anything for this expert marriage counseling. Just cover the shipping of the free wood and we'll call it even.

:lolol: yes i find myself stareing at those buetys for hours in my tree stand witch by the way is a giant ambrosia maple witch i drilled all those screws and nails into before i discovered thats what they were aggggg. but any way i constantly dream up my white lies in my solitude up there. but when i get back you lose your nerve . all you can do is suggest and hope they come up with the same idea and take credit for it.then you wake up and go pull some weeds or somthing. besides she has a masters degree in business and money she figures numbers up faster than a commputer .

 

[davidgiul]

...now i find myself look ing at every tree strangely i think somthings wrong with me lol:

Oh no, that's part of your whole healing process. Trees become like the women you dreamed of in your youth. Pretty soon you won't even have any feelings of guilt or shame when you think about what they look like with all their clothes bark off. Before you know it, you'll start fantasizing about a sawmill. The next step is getting up the nerve to casually mention your fantasy to your wife. Ah yes, pretend it isn't you at first . . . .

"Honey did you know that old Bob down the street actually told his wife he wanted to buy a sawmill?! He said he might even need two! Yes, he said he wanted to build her fine, erotic exquisite furniture (that she will never see) and she jumped at the chance! She's even agreed to pay for it!"


Of course that never works so you have to just put the pants on and say "Dhamitt I'm buying a sawmill now go finish the laundry after you grill the steaks! Arg. Me caveman - you property!"

Of course that has even less chance of working so I suggest you forget all this and take up crochet or something. You'd be doing yourself a huge favor by just sending me all that spalted syc. It'll save your marriage. I won't even charge you anything for this expert marriage counseling. Just cover the shipping of the free wood and we'll call it even.

Crazy badass caveman better hope bigtime Mrs. cavewoman can't read!:naughty::fool::fool::naughty:

Yeah. I smell hush money. To shut me up Kevin, you can just forward that syc to Kaua'i and you can pay for the shipping. Actually that dissertation was quite well writen :davidguil: