**ENDED** Vote here for the Aussie Burl Contest.

vote for one!

  • rocky1

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • NeilYeag

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tony

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Steve Walker

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Ben Holt

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • MKTacop

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Wilson's Woodworking

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Wildthings

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Blueglass

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • kweinert

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • southernclay

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Nature Man

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Tclem

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • JR Custom Calls

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • steve bellinger

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • TimR

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Sprung

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • Fsyxxx

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • duncsuss

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • justallan

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mrs RipJack13

    Votes: 8 25.0%
  • El Guapo

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • Jim Beam

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .

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Here's the entries. You may only vote once.
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rocky1....After impaling his radiator with the sapling, Kevin looked for ways to immortalize the escaping hot gases in wood!
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NeilYeag..."Burld" Hair Day
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Tony....This is the resulting "creation" that showed up in Kevins leprechaun britches after he speared one vehicle and set another on fire!
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Steve Walker....Sonic the Hedge Hog fresh from the beauty parlor.
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Ben Holt...."Cali". "In my previous life...I was cauliflower...I'm moving up in the world".
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MKTacop.....I'm the Aussie Anteater - Burlificus Magnificus
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Wilson's Woodworking.....I felt fine till I ate those fire ants over by the nuclear plant! Then I started hearing this CRAZY music and my hair went all curly!
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Wildthings......Morel Mushroom - Please don't sell this to our Northern Woodbarterites!!
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Blueglass.....Mmmmhhh! Looks like Brain. Must have Grain!
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kweinert......I'm headlining in a burlesque show!
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southernclay.....It looks like Kevin's been choppin' broccoli.
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Nature Man......Corsage for the woodworker's wife!
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Tclem.....Turtle burl. I'm almost as slow as SENC
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JR Custom Calls......Caitlyn Jenner scar tissue. From 2 balls, to one ball of nasty.
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steve bellinger......Smoke me smoke me and yes this is 1969 ain't it
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TimR...." A Burly Bouquet " for an Aussie G'day!
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Sprung.....Brink - "The festering boil on Woodbarters buttocks"
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Fsyxxx.....My name is spike hedgehog. " playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart". Btw the queen of hearts plays croquet with hedgehogs and flamingos.
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duncsuss.....(For Monty Python afficionados) Spiny Norman -- the giant hedgehog who gave Dinsdale Piranha nightmares ...
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justallan....It's the elusive "Australian Nug Burl"
Rarely ever seen but in a photo, this fine specimen is more folktale than real in most minds. It is said to spin one up and find the magic within will induce euphoric bliss and childish silly smiles.
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Mrs RipJack13....Burly Rip Jack after he gets paid back for the spider incident!
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El Guapo....Ugly Sheila - "Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time!"
I'm naming this one [appropriately] after a knock-out Aussie I was kissing on one night in Switzerland. Turns out she looked a lot like that burl when the lights came on and the beer wore off.
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Jim Beam....I hereby dub thee "Sir Pinzalot"
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Ok...The poll will run for 7 days, then it closes automatically.
The member with the most votes, wins the burl thingee. In case of a tie(s) Kenbo will put those name into a randomizer bucket and announce the winner.

Thanks for playing and good luck!!!
 
Since @SENC didn't participate I'm not sure who I will vote for.
 
I'm partial to El Guapo's entry, but had to vote for Mrs RipJack just because I want to see the side by side of the burl and Marc after she is finished with him.
 
I'm partial to El Guapo's entry, but had to vote for Mrs RipJack just because I want to see the side by side of the burl and Marc after she is finished with him.

Ha! I went with Matt but I was tempted to vote for her for the same reason! Tony
 
Ha! I went with Matt but I was tempted to vote for her for the same reason! Tony
I really liked Matt's too, but the burl didnt have a tail.
 
When I first saw the contest it was on my phone and I couldn't tell what the face was supposed to be. When I later saw it on the big screen it all made more sense. I went with @MKTacop because A) he followed directions better than the rest of us B) the Wiley Coyoteism appeals to me.
 
I'm not going to vote because there's about 4 that I like equally. I am predicting a runaway election though by the contest's only female entrant .......
 
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I'm partial to El Guapo's entry, but had to vote for Mrs RipJack just because I want to see the side by side of the burl and Marc after she is finished with him.

It's gunna be a fun day tomorrow. I just showed Jameson, my grandson the tp spider. He wants to scare Michele too....
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You and Matt get an "Atta boy".....
 
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Seems as though the runaway winner is @Mrs RipJack13 ...
If the runners up don't have a problem with closing/ending early, then I'll do it. But it seems to have run it's course fellas....

@Sprung
@El Guapo
@JR Custom Calls

And just so you guys know, she is excited about this and rubs my nose in it, everyday....true story.
 
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Seems as though the runaway winner is @Mrs RipJack13 ...
If the runners up don't have a problem with closing/ending early, then I'll do it. But it seems to have run it's course fellas....

@Sprung
@El Guapo
@JR Custom Calls

And just so you guys know, she is excited about this and rubs my nose in it, everyday....true story.

Tell her I said karmic justice takes care of vermin who plant spiders in TP rolls . . . .
 
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