@Mike1950 could be fun... If he's like most old farts, he doesn't text, and he'll just sit there and cuss, and grumble about it. Not to mention it's like 4 am out there right now!
Typically when my father realizes he has texts, they're 2-3 months old! He still cusses at them!! He's used the same analog cell phone for over 10 years. Has had to order batteries for it from China the last three times he needed one, cell phone store keeps telling him they don't make those anymore. Ordered 2 batteries last time he needed one; couldn't remember what he did with the second one when he needed it!!