What's the most bizarre thing you've ever used/seen as a makeshift woodworking tool?
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**Rules**
There is no minimum post requirement,
primates, woodticks, wood spinners, and leprechauns are welcome to post an answer.
Getting close, but keep sanding.
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**Rules**
There is no minimum post requirement,
primates, woodticks, wood spinners, and leprechauns are welcome to post an answer.
Getting close, but keep sanding.