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I used to tie my own flies and it is very rewarding hooking one on one you tied yourself. I have my grandfathers and fathers furs and feathers. They gave me furs that you can't even get anymore. I have a box of what I call drunken flies somewhere lol mostly streamers that I would just tie stuff on the hook and invent my own fly hahah never caught anything on them but still get a laugh when I look at them. I may have some books for you if you'd like I will have to look for them tho not sure where I put them. they are mostly magazines and not in color but still tell you what to use if you want a few?
 

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I used to tie my own flies and it is very rewarding hooking one on one you tied yourself. I have my grandfathers and fathers furs and feathers. They gave me furs that you can't even get anymore. I have a box of what I call drunken flies somewhere lol mostly streamers that I would just tie stuff on the hook and invent my own fly hahah never caught anything on them but still get a laugh when I look at them. I may have some books for you if you'd like I will have to look for them tho not sure where I put them. they are mostly magazines and not in color but still tell you what to use if you want a few?

That's super kind of you, if you run across them I'd be very interested in them. Thank you very much!
 

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I used to tie my own flies and it is very rewarding hooking one on one you tied yourself. I have my grandfathers and fathers furs and feathers. They gave me furs that you can't even get anymore. I have a box of what I call drunken flies somewhere lol mostly streamers that I would just tie stuff on the hook and invent my own fly hahah never caught anything on them but still get a laugh when I look at them. I may have some books for you if you'd like I will have to look for them tho not sure where I put them. they are mostly magazines and not in color but still tell you what to use if you want a few?
One of my wife's friends gave me a plastic box she found while going through her deceased Dad's things. The cheap, clear plastic box was chock full of "drunken flies." Tied with all sorts of things - gum wrappers, carpet yarn, cat fur, kite string, songbird feathers, mop strands, probably had some bellybutton lint in there also. I cherish those flies. Her dad was genuinely poor - dirt poor. He didn't have the money to waste on things such as colored threads and the like. But he had a dream to fly fish in his mountain streams. By virtue of his unconquerable will, he was driven to devise a countermeasure. A fly rod was out of the question so he "dabbled." A technique reinvented and now called Tenkara. He procured a long slender bamboo pole and tied a short length of found monofilament to the tip. No casting - just dabbling in those wondrously overgrown, clear, crisp mountain streams that are the haunt of the native southern brookie. If there ever was a gem of freshwater sporting fish, those beauties, in their spawning splendor are unmatched! Their emotional pull is magical. Their lure is locked-in, tenacious and indivisible. Possessing an innate capacity to convert mere men, proceed with caution. They are dangerous, able to influence seemingly sensible adults with their guile. Abandoning rationale, they collect the accouterments: thousand dollar fly rods, thousand dollar fly reels to hold the fly lines, boxes and boxes of tying materials, gossamer leaders, waders and boots, oilskin jackets of English branding, jaunty hats, and all the jingle-jangle of a flim-flam man. Risking matrimonial life and limb, sagacity is disregarded, replaced with wanton and impassioned acts of volition. All focus is now on scrambling over mossy time-worn boulders into hallowed lairs, places where tireless ancient waters conjoin with the human consciousness all for the pursuit of a single adversary - a little 6" fish!

Ahem... whew.....I think I need a big cup of strong black coffee!

Some of the above are true. Some are merely my muse escaping its usual hangout!

P.S. - I might resemble some of them remarks.
 
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I'm dabbling in tenkara now. I think I'm about to build a couple tenkara rods myself. Why use ugly cork when you can have beautiful wood for a handle. Wrapping thread sounds fun! What you say above @Mike Mills is certainly true. My buddy just sent me a pic of his steelhead catch, btw his wife is home pregnant in Texas and he is in Washington state for ten days. He wanted me to go with him but I'm not so drunk on the fly fishing kool aid yet, I'd like to have a place to sleep when I get home from the trip!
 

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I'm dabbling in tenkara now. I think I'm about to build a couple tenkara rods myself. Why use ugly cork when you can have beautiful wood for a handle. Wrapping thread sounds fun! What you say above @Mike Mills is certainly true. My buddy just sent me a pic of his steelhead catch, btw his wife is home pregnant in Texas and he is in Washington state for ten days. He wanted me to go with him but I'm not so drunk on the fly fishing kool aid yet, I'd like to have a place to sleep when I get home from the trip!
Its been quite some time since I've been through Blanco, but I do have the experience of fly fishing the Blanco River just down from downtown, below a dam for a few hundred feet. Now this was probably over 40 years ago. Dad and I used to fish Canyon as it was filling up. Fished Inks Lake many times. Granite Shoals and Buchanon - not as much. Stonewall was our go to place to pick a bunch of peaches - grandad had a friend with an orchard. Mom and Dad used to set up at the flea market at Wimberley. And of course, I ended up at Lukenbach on more than one occasion. Even before the song! My girl friends made me into a two-stepping fool!

I'm not sold (I guess I'm too conventional) on wood handles of fly rods yet. Tenkara rods are another thing altogether. I've recently seen some spinning rods with wood handles that are probably next on my list. I've got 2 or 3 ultralights to build. Have you seen the tenkara nets they are making?

Have yet to fish for chromers. Have a friend that's been urging me to go up with him to the U.P. but haven't broken away for it. I cherish my trips with my dad, that if I have extra time and money for a trip, it's going to be with him. We went to Montana last year and going to Port O' or Corpus this year hopefully - he loves fishing the salt. Mom had a shoulder operation and he hasn't been able to schedule it until she gets more independent.
 

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@Mike Hill I live 4 miles from one of West Michigan's premiere salmon and steelhead rivers. About another hour from all the other ones. If you're ever in Michigan I personally would fish them here than the UP. Our fishing is way better and we get huge runs of fish. I will be in the boat every weekend here out, feel free to come and fish!
 

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I'll be making some nets when I get the shop up and running.... I can do the rods without a shop. My kiddo is gonna build his own. When he makes it he takes much better care of it I think.
 

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@Mike Hill I live 4 miles from one of West Michigan's premiere salmon and steelhead rivers. About another hour from all the other ones. If you're ever in Michigan I personally would fish them here than the UP. Our fishing is way better and we get huge runs of fish. I will be in the boat every weekend here out, feel free to come and fish!

I said UP because I didn't know what to call the area. Some of the rivers he goes to are the AuSable, Muskegon, Manistee, Pere Marquette. He'll fish the biggies, but will spend more time on the small ones - away from the crowds he hopes. I think it is only about 8.5 hours from here to Grand Rapids - doable.
 

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I said UP because I didn't know what to call the area. Some of the rivers he goes to are the AuSable, Muskegon, Manistee, Pere Marquette. He'll fish the biggies, but will spend more time on the small ones - away from the crowds he hopes. I think it is only about 8.5 hours from here to Grand Rapids - doable.

10 minutes and I'm launching in the Muskegon river. 45 to the grand heading SE and about an hour to pere Marquette and manistee going due North.

This is considered West Michigan area. Oh and the fish are here As we speak! :cool:
 
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