Ooohhhhh, it's that time of year again.
The year starts with my fabulously flamboyant frilly can-can fun girls (daylilies).
Then comes the luscious lacy filigree teddies (white phlox).
After that appears the bawdy and teasingly ribald, provocatively pantalooned and petticoated danseuse (hardy hibiscus).
Mid-summer heat brings out the salacious, sultry, smoky sirens of samba and scent (oriental lilies)
but the climax is yet to come. The wait is maddening. The femme fatales of Lil Mikey's yard - the long-awaited wanton seductress. The lascivious Jezebels of the garden bed. The lorelies of flora. They could serve as his fille de joie, or dare it say it - his paramour!!!
The Japanese mums are within sight - the long wait is about over! The long nights of dreaming - the days of disbudding - the tying up - are about to culminate. Oh rapturous joy!!!!
Could all that be over the top? Naww... Lil Mikey needs a little color and excitement in his life!!! Life ain't all brown wood (Did I really say that!!)
Its almost too much to bear - the infernal waiting....waiting....waiting....then they tease....and they have you!. The spontaneous, insatiable burning desires prey upon Lil Mikey's patience - he longs to gaze upon their fully unfurled pulchritude! It's one thing that will cause him to come out from underneath his rock into the light of day!