You know you're addicted to guns when.....

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This should get a few laughs.....post up your rationale....

You know you're addicted to guns when.....


When you find a box of ammo in your cellar and think to yourself, " I should buy a gun for this box of ammo so it doesn't go to waste.
 
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When you constantly annoy your wife by calling out the model of firearm being used on-screen in every movie you watch...
 
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When you have to create a separate e-mail address specifically for your gun forums 'cause your home e-mail inbox keeps filling up with auto-reply notifications...
 
When someone asks how many guns do you have and you answer starts with the words "some where around" and ends with "give or take eight or ten".
 
Around here that's like asking "How many acres do you own?" and will usually get a reply something like "Every one of them." In the case of guns maybe "Not enough." and if you ask the wife you'll likely get the same answer in my part of the country, except for some of the town folk wiminz. Guns are family members here you don't ask how many, just how they are doing.

How the wife kids?

They're doin' Fine.

How's the old folks ain't seen 'em in a while.

Doing great just got back from a trip to Alaska.

In laws?

Fine.

How's that 'ol heeler getting along?

He passed a year ago come May.

Damn. Sorry to hear that.

How's the iron?

(eyes light up) They're all good. Had to take Betsy in for some blue'n and the old Admiral is itchin to have his legs stretched. That youngest grand boy o' mine took a caribou last winter with Frank, you know Frank the old Hawken great gramps left behind. Just picked up a pair o' Italian breachers at an estate sale hadn't had a chance to name 'em yet. Come next week we're gonna . . .
 
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When you save all your spent shotgun shells for reloading. Even though you don't have one yet....
 
When it has gotten so bad you are forced to buy Pink ones and say they are for the wife or kids......
 
:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
 
When you have one in every room in the house including the potty and two or three in each car and truck you own.
 
When you buy a $1800 Amish made, lighted oak gun cabinet for your living room instead of a steel gun safe, saying to hell with the thieves. I want to see my guns and enjoy them. Gary
 
Must be one heck of a cabinet for the Amish to charge that much for it!
 
.......when you start a thread about your addiction in the hopes that someone will come forward and share to the extent that you can sleep better saying "well, at least I am not as bad as Kevin"

note:
Keven was a random name I grabbed out of the air, it does not necessarily mean Kevin, even though it could. :sarcastic:
 
I don't know why you'd randomly pick me because I do not have an addictive personality. :longnose:

But I am randomly flattered. :biggrin:

On a side note (I hate that phrase but it's appropriate here) I discovered yesterday we have a new gun range in a neighboring town with up to a 500 yard target area. I think I will start a new thread about it (because I hate gun topics). :i_dunno:
 
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When you make your own Christmas lights using used shotgun shellls...
 
When they arrest a guy on the news and recover his "arsenal" and 10,000 rounds of ammo...You say "Only 10,000 ? "
 
When you buy clothes and shoes you have to make sure they will accomodate you concealed carry weapon.
 
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