A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

[Tony]

ATTENTION:

Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100 bills.
They have pictures of former slave owners on them! Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!
DO NOT just throw them away.
They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so.
Send a Private Message to me if you need my mailing address.
We must get these out of circulation immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[SENC]

ATTENTION:

Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100 bills.
They have pictures of former slave owners on them! Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!
DO NOT just throw them away.
They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so.
Send a Private Message to me if you need my mailing address.
We must get these out of circulation immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Glad I only carry Grover Clevelands!

 

[Don Ratcliff]

Glad I only carry Grover Clevelands!

These are the money's Maya let's me have. I dont see any slave owners on my money's.

 

[Lou Currier]

These are the money's Maya let's me have. I dont see any slave owners on my money's.

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you can buy her one of them fancy green houses with that stuff!

 

[Don Ratcliff]

 

[Don Ratcliff]

Only in texas is this considered a good idea. If i move back to the mainland again again I might go there.

 

[Don Ratcliff]

Or not...

 

[Tony]

Only in texas is this considered a good idea. If i move back to the mainland again again I might go there.

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That's just a regular thing here Donny!

 

[Schroedc]

Only in texas is this considered a good idea. If i move back to the mainland again again I might go there.

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10 years ago we had guys driving through town after our flood stealing stuff set outside houses during the cleanup. One stopped by my house and started to load up anything metal sitting in my front yard without asking. Kinda pissed me off so I gave him a hand and started chucking things into his truck. Stuff went through the back window, bounced off the sides of the bed, even hit the brand new expensive aftermarket rims on his brand new truck......

 

[Spinartist]

Only in texas is this considered a good idea. If i move back to the mainland again again I might go there.

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That's what we like about you Don, you're a dreamer!!

 

[rocky1]

That's just a regular thing here Donny!

Oh dear lord... I had to click on the link! Thought for a minute there you were talking about the guy in the Santa suit!

 

[Tony]

Oh dear lord... I had to click on the link! Thought for a minute there you were talking about the guy in the Santa suit!

That's just my part time gig......

 

[rocky1]

He's much bigger than you; does however look kinda like @Clay3063 's size though.

 

[Clay3063]

Or not...

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That wasn't Texas. Florida maybe. But not Texas. He'd of been fed to the gators long ago.

 

[Clay3063]

Twernt me. I got abs.

 

[Don Ratcliff]

Twernt me. I got abs.

Notice how nobody argued with you? It's getting to close to be put on the "naughty list"

I say if you want to walk around in your speedo go for it.

Now all I want for Christmas is a shop and some wood.

 

[Clay3063]

Notice how nobody argued with you? It's getting to close to be put on the "naughty list"

I say if you want to walk around in your speedo go for it.

Now all I want for Christmas is a shop and some wood.

Yes sir. I kinda noticed that. I think what they are concerned about is that I got a direct line to the throne room. Me and the Boss are pretty tight. Nobody wants to wake up with a hang nail in the morning. Take note of that.

 

[Lou Currier]

 

[Lou Currier]

Now this right here is funny

 

[Don Ratcliff]

Now this right here is funny

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It must come with a lathe...