A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .
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you were a badass only if you rolled them up in your shirt sleeve
Not a black/gray/putty/charcoal/silver color to be seen.
Gotta be lollipop land!
I thought I was the only one that thought this of cars nowadays! Personally, I own a red car and a blue truck! Chuck
Not all math puns are funny…
Just sum.
Just sum.
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
A palm tree
I think that falls into the realm of "Dad Jokes".
If that's your thing, I happened across an Instagram feed from https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9gctr5uIBd/?igsh=cTJlYjZiZTk1Zzd3
Three guys sitting in a blind wearing camouflage telling Dad Jokes.
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A couple was invited to a Halloween party, but the wife had a terrible headache and told her husband to go without her. He tried to convince her, but she said she’d just take some aspirin and go to bed — she didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put on his bear costume and went to the party alone. After sleeping soundly for an hour, the wife woke up feeling much better. Since it was still early, she decided to surprise her husband and join the party. To make it fun, she wore a brand-new costume he’d never seen before.
When she arrived, she spotted her husband on the dance floor, flirting with every woman in sight — copping a feel here, sneaking a kiss there.
Furious, she strutted up to him, and he immediately left his dance partner to be with this “new” mystery woman. They danced close, whispered together, and he got bolder by the minute. Eventually, he whispered a rather daring invitation in her ear. She played along and agreed.
After a little while, she slipped away, went home, took off her costume, and got into bed, grinning at the thought of catching him red-handed.
A few minutes later, her husband came home. She asked, “So, did you have fun at the party?” He said, “Nah, not really. When I got there, I ran into Pete and Bill Browning, so we went into the den and played poker all night.”
Then he added, “But you’re not gonna believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!”
When she arrived, she spotted her husband on the dance floor, flirting with every woman in sight — copping a feel here, sneaking a kiss there.
Furious, she strutted up to him, and he immediately left his dance partner to be with this “new” mystery woman. They danced close, whispered together, and he got bolder by the minute. Eventually, he whispered a rather daring invitation in her ear. She played along and agreed.
After a little while, she slipped away, went home, took off her costume, and got into bed, grinning at the thought of catching him red-handed.
A few minutes later, her husband came home. She asked, “So, did you have fun at the party?” He said, “Nah, not really. When I got there, I ran into Pete and Bill Browning, so we went into the den and played poker all night.”
Then he added, “But you’re not gonna believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!”
There must be a CW song for everything!
I have boxes and boxes of that stuff.I keep finding old cables at home that I know I'll never use again, but my brain goes:
"Better keep it – someone might show up with a Nokia N95 needing to hook up to a fax machine."
I find it funny that people are looking for VCR's and camcorders for investigative work since the newer platforms are now considered easier to manipulate thanks to "ai".
Me too. More than the law allows.
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