A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .
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DEEP THOUGHTS
by Lil Mikey
What does Lil Mikey want outta life?
To be more useful than the "g" in lasagna!
by Lil Mikey
What does Lil Mikey want outta life?
To be more useful than the "g" in lasagna!
The scary part is that she DID stay in school long enough to be become a lawyer.
What kind of "bar" exam did she pass, just wondering...
Breakdancing is an Olympic sport this year. That's it, that's the joke.
I can feel the ground shake as 2,300 years of Olympics contenders from all over the world roll over in their graves.
A workplace statement ... my sentiments exactly:
i think its called "lowering the bar"
Lil Mikey was going up Franklin Road on his way home behind an ambulance. Oddly, he noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed near the shoulder.
He thought, it's high time to be a good Samaritan, so he pulled his Jeep over and retrieved it. When he opened it, there was a human toe packed in an ice bag. Holy smoke, he thought! So he called St Thomas Hospital nearby, and they said, yes, the ambulance had arrived without the box.
He gave them his location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied, "No, we'll just send a toe truck."
He thought, it's high time to be a good Samaritan, so he pulled his Jeep over and retrieved it. When he opened it, there was a human toe packed in an ice bag. Holy smoke, he thought! So he called St Thomas Hospital nearby, and they said, yes, the ambulance had arrived without the box.
He gave them his location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied, "No, we'll just send a toe truck."
Another recent example: US House of Representatives scholar who stated
The moon is "made up mostly of gases" so we can soon live inside it, unlike the sun which is "almost" too hot to go near.
H. E. Double Hockey Sticks! - I thought you were just kidding - but you ain't. And it will be a sport and not even as a demonstration sport! The only comment I'll make, is most old timey olympic sports were at one time competed with the competitors nude. If they are serious about getting more viewerage, they need to make it so - just say'n! Lil Mikey, during the full moon, has been know to attempt to break on top of his rock - no videos exist!
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that you have knowledge of!!
Sign of the times?
Just thinking - this wouldn't be what you would call "full service"!
Just thinking - this wouldn't be what you would call "full service"!
A ladder must not have been available that day……
Now days known as "FOOL service", and can be taken from multiple perspectives.
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