A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .
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You don’t eat two pizzas at once?
So ya thinks you are cool. Nope.... Not unless you are John Wayne dressed in a blue velvet bunny suit being hugged by Goldie Hawn! That's what cool is all about!
Out in shop working today and found a termite. I am going to keep him as a pet.
I named him Clint!
Clint Eatswood
I named him Clint!
Clint Eatswood
Ok, even though no one else has, I will!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead, make my day!
Oh, I know they are from two movies, but they sure go together well. Didn't mention .44 magnum - seems a might little overkill for a termite!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead, make my day!
Oh, I know they are from two movies, but they sure go together well. Didn't mention .44 magnum - seems a might little overkill for a termite!
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Speaking of pets. My friend in Florida has a pet manatee named Hugh. He's building him a house. They're calling it Habitat for Hugh Manatee!!!
LOL
LOL
I like dad jokes. Every now and then one of his is funny.
Two cows were smoking pot and playing poker!!
The steaks were very high!!
The steaks were very high!!
Just remember if we’re caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
So true!
The view from space finally clarifies just how big Texas really is!
I have a suspicion that this is BS or AI 
That’s not a view from space . That’s what a Texan sees when he looks into a crystal ball.
That sure is a funny shaped brisket
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I asked my bud how his date was last night to which he replied, it was really good and I think I’ll have a fig tonight.
Came across some great words today - two of which fit me perfectly.
Farctate - The state of being stuffed with food - overeating.
Slubberdegullion - Untidy in dress or appearance
At least I don't go mollynogging! Most often, Im a nudnik!
Farctate - The state of being stuffed with food - overeating.
Slubberdegullion - Untidy in dress or appearance
At least I don't go mollynogging! Most often, Im a nudnik!
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Add a six pack to that salad and a Texan would call that a seven course meal.