A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Remember the good old days before Covid. You coughed to cover up breaking wind. Now you break wind to cover up the cough.
 
I wanted to build one. Even had a catalog that featured tons of custom parts. Used to drool over it and dream. But I either did not have the money or would rather spend it on hunting and fishing or catcher's equipment; I never did build one. Wanted to up till the time I bought my road bike - a Peugeot UO8 in high school. Wish I could remember the name of that catalog! Did cut some forks off a junk bike and tried to slip them on the front forks of my bike, but didn't work too well. What I really wanted was one of those tall sissy bars!
 
The salesman at the furniture store told me, "This sofa will seat 4 people without any problems."

I said, "Where am I going to find four people without any problems?"
 
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