I was at my parents the other evening. Nine of them came up from the back of the property. They traveled around the side of the house to the front. A three-point and a spike showed up after I left.
Dear racoons. Why do you find it nessacery to poop in our pool?
We don't mind you coming into our yard but when you crap in our pool that's not going to be tolerated.
I'll make a deal with you, when you get caught in our trap I'll gently set you atop your poo in the bottom of our pool & after you clean up your mess I'll take you out of the water! Deal??