Yeah, the wife cut her finger opening a can of mushrooms in the kitchen at the local tavern, she helped out on weekends. Called me up and wanted to know if she should go to the ER and get it sewed up. Told her to put pressure on it, I'd be there in a minute. I arrived, she showed me the finger, again asked my opinion. I told her she was talking to someone with a PhD in Blue Shop Towel and Electrician's Tape, that it would be a cold day in ----, before I set foot in the ER for a minor cut like that. That unless the finger was dangling by a thin thread of skin, I would bandage it and go on about my business, I do it often. My buddy, the Security Guard/Certified EMT was in the backroom, so I yelled at him, and had him come look at it. He was kinda non-committal with a, "Well, it wouldn't hurt to go up and have them check it out." $800 and 4 stitches later, she was happy, however in the course of practicing her stitching, the NP on duty that evening said...
"Well normally we wouldn't go to the trouble of stitching something of this nature, we'd just apply a pressure bandage." (
My wife made mention of the Blue Shop Towel and Electrician's Tape, eh! Which the NP, agreed would have probably worked. But what the hell do I know!) Then said...
"But, because of it's proximity to the joint, I'm a little afraid it might pull loose." (
I'm standing there thinking, "Uhmmm... so extend the shop towel and tape over the joint, and immobilize it! HELLO!!! Are you sure you went to med school?") And, then she says...
"At the same time, the stitches might not hold, because it is a flap wound, and the edges of the skin may die, regardless of how hard we try to save it."
But they elected to sew it back together, and when the wife got the bill for that little adventure, she about feinted, and decided maybe she should have listened to me! But she still doesn't! If the dog doesn't poo on schedule, she hauls his little ass to the doggy ER!