What did you do in your shop today?

[kweinert]

Segmenting normally means you put segments together to create things. I suppose you have to take things apart to create the segments, but normally your body parts aren't one of those things.

It does remind me of a joke though: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

 

[ripjack13]

I wanted a really cool looking finger....

 

[ripjack13]

Or at least to match my pen....

 

[Gdurfey]

We need a few more emojis to choose from; like the "ouch" or the "oh crap" one.........because it is Marc, just not sure the heart icon is correct...........

 

[Eric Rorabaugh]

It was the purty little bracelet you have on!

 

[CWS]

Nah...just a real good deep slice.
When I bend my index finger, it squirts.

I know how stop it from doing that.

 

[ripjack13]

2 measly stitches....

 

[Eric Rorabaugh]

Really!? You got stitches for that?

 

[ripjack13]

I was going to use duct tape and a napkin, but it kept squirting....so I had to get it professionaly closed up.
It even quirted the nurse! Lol

 

[DKMD]

When I bend my index finger, it squirts.

Then don’t do that...

 

[ripjack13]

Then don’t do that...

Now I can't....

 

[ripjack13]

Cut the tendon a little bit and nicked a vein... Sewed it up. Throbbin like a mofo now. It hurt more now than when I did it!

 

[Tony]

Dang Marc! Glad it wasn't worse. I have 36 stitches across 2 fingers on my right hand, I'll send you the picture at some point....

 

[Mr. Peet]

Segmenting normally means you put segments together to create things. I suppose you have to take things apart to create the segments, but normally your body parts aren't one of those things.

It does remind me of a joke though: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

How big is the roof?

 

[ripjack13]

because it is Marc, just not sure the heart icon is correct

Ha!
I'll see what I can find....lol

 

[Wildthings]

That's what that superglue was for Marc

 

[ripjack13]

That's what that superglue was for Marc

If I would have had some with me, i may have tried that....

 

[rocky1]

CA doesn't work well with profuse bleeding, blood don't stick together. You got to get it to quit before you can glue it.

Paper towel and electricians' tape, would have been a winner. Extend past the joint, and immobilize the joint.

That's much cleaner than a mower blade! You still have a fingernail and no fractured joints. You just think that one is throbbing!! I tried taking the tip off two under a mower deck. Ripped the nail off one, fractured the joint in both. 10 stitches in one, 4 in the other. Contemplated the paper towel and electricians tape until I slid the fingerprint on my middle finger clear off to the side of the finger, and blood squirted. I slid it back over quick, applied pressure, and said, "Oh sh1t!! I think we gonna hafta go to the hospital on this one!"

So uhmmmm... How exactly were attempting to make your finger shorter anyhow?

 

[ripjack13]

I was cleaning my drywall trowel and it slipped.

 

[ripjack13]

Funny though, I was just looking at my gloves, thinking, hey I should put em on to keep my hands clean.
Doh!