man after my own heart
A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .
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That was a bad one!
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So water just passes through her body and fails to deflect?
Guess I’ll have to explain it to you……
Manti Te’o was a football player that claimed he had a girlfriend but in reality she was fictional. As in didn’t exist. No body there to deflect water. Hence the “photo” of her.
Speed of light is 874,030 times faster than the speed of sound.
That's why some folks look smart until you hear them speak...
That's why some folks look smart until you hear them speak...
Obviously Colorado drought watermelons
And seedless no less.
Maybe it's one of those marketing ploys to make people take notice - like printing something upside down. It's a nice bin they shipped the watermelons in, can't disagree with the store for reusing it.
Glad that has a European license plate. If not, with the orange flag, I might thought this might have been a University of TN grad!
Me and a buddy were down on Lower Broadway on the way to a hockey game and we noticed two potatoes standing on a corner. My buddy looked over and asked me whether they were prostitutes. I said I didn't know, I had not checked their stickers. Buddy goes HUH - dud not know they had stickers! Of course, I said sure! You gotta look for the Idaho stickers!
