A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Mike Hill said:
Did not like it until I went off to matriculate. Dad used to try to get me to drink it while driving to and fro from hunting/fishing. But he always put saccharine in it - yuck. On a whim, decided, after a long, long night working on bonfire build, that I would try a cup at the dining hall. Decided to not use sugar or cream, etc.... Love at first sip! Haven't stopped since! And I think I will keep the wife - she makes me great coffee!!! Black and strong!
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Tried it I. College also, just once. Thought for sure I would learn to drink it. Hated it, stuck with My Dr Peostill today.

Funny thing that I have thought of a few times. Tried beer that same year. Hated it, but learned to drink that……and love it to this day.
 
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
Family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ............... Nubs
 
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'

The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
Cause I still have mine.' .................. Nubs
 
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court
Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and
Then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.' .......... Nubs
 
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife
At all.'

'Me neither doc,’ said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really
Good with the kids.' .............. Nubs
 
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
Been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
That were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' .................. Nubs
 
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records. ................. Nubs
 
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
Take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up. .......... Nubs
 
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

'How was he killed?' asked one detective.

'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.

'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'

'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.' ............... Nubs
 
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

Joe: 'Really?'

Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell. ............. Nubs
 
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and
Asks him how he is feeling.

'I'm O. K. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in
Surgery,' he answered.

'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

'Oops!' .............. Nubs
 
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display
Of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since
I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's
Advice.

'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'

'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' .............. Nubs
 
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap
Of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
Even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's
There.' ............ Nubs
 
At the funeral, a man said he’d like to say a word, went up to the podium and said, “plethora.” The widow said, “thanks, that means a lot.”
 
SENC said:
That fancy new camera is now considered "vintage" and available on ebay for $30-100. Makes one feel mighty old.
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Oh, I sorely know! By the time it got retired, it had been around a lot of the world, all the soft rubber covering the body had rubbed off, and it had a light leak or two. Still working well otherwise. Still use the lenses, except for a couple I lost up in Montana/Wyoming. But by that time, I wanted to go bigger format. Got a Mamiyaflex C330 (TLR medium format), but too cheap to buy a Hasselblad. But also got a Graflex Press Camera (a hoot to use), but got deep into large format - 5x7 and 8x10 and the Zone System. Never did get a F3HP, but bought and used a couple of EM's and FM's before going digital. D1, D2x and stopped at a D3X (all on the secondary market). Love the D3X, but do not want to spend the bucks for the newer ones. Next camera, if I get one, I want it to do videos. Or might gravitate back to 8x10 format and contact prints - ala Ansel! But will need to figure out where to develop film and paper. The labs and school labs I used to use - no longer exist.
 
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Mike Hill said:
Oh, I sorely know! By the time it got retired, it had been around a lot of the world, all the soft rubber covering the body had rubbed off, and it had a light leak or two. Still working well otherwise. Still use the lenses, except for a couple I lost up in Montana/Wyoming. But by that time, I wanted to go bigger format. Got a Mamiyaflex C330 (TLR medium format), but too cheap to buy a Hasselblad. But also got a Graflex Press Camera (a hoot to use), but got deep into large format - 5x7 and 8x10 and the Zone System. Never did get a F3HP, but bought and used a couple of EM's and FM's before going digital. D1, D2x and stopped at a D3X (all on the secondary market). Love the D3X, but do not want to spend the bucks for the newer ones. Next camera, if I get one, I want it to do videos. Or might gravitate back to 8x10 format and contact prints - ala Ansel! But will need to figure out where to develop film and paper. The labs and school labs I used to use - no longer exist.
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Use your bathroom. Seal everything so no light gets in and develop your film and pictures. You know what equipment you need, so get that.
I used to do that in the '70's when I was taking photo classes. I loved the 5x7 and also used an 8x10, but was not too thrilled with such a large film having to store it somewhere. Black and white was what I did as I'm color blind, but often wondered what my pictures would have looked like if I gone with color.
If you are using any 35mm or a Mamiya 645, I have film reels and canisters for developing if you are interested. PM me for more info. .............. Nubs
 
The bathroom idea was nixed a long time ago by a doe-eyed brunette. That's why I took a photography class at the local community college. After the first class, they allowed you to use the labs and equipment and chemicals for the price of tuition. I'll just build a lightproof shed out back. Probably won't do any 35mm or medium format - only large format. Don't have a M645, but have looked seriously at them a few times. In all, I'd rather go with a larger format if I'm gonna go to all the trouble of setting up a darkroom. Got rid of a Beseler Enlarger a couple of years ago. One of those things I wish I had not done!
 
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