A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

[Spinartist]

BJ's has those robots too. I boxed one in with shopping carts once. It sat there beeping Marco Polo until it realized it wasn't getting out.
So, it shut down.

Next time I'm in Lowes wasting my time (which is 80% of time I'm in Lowes) I'm going to trap one somehow.

 

[Nature Man]

 

[Nature Man]

 

[Mr. Peet]

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That's an ok price, $4.20 a dozen.

 

[trc65]

 

[Sprung]

 

[Nature Man]

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B.S.

 

[Eric Rorabaugh]

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Haha YES!!!

 

[Mike Hill]

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Fake news!

 

[DLJeffs]

Lord no, that'd give Texas access to the Mississippi River.

 

[vegas urban lumber]

that "texas", forgot it's dose of viagra

 

[Herb G.]

I heard a few good Chuck Norris jokes lately. I know it's old & tired, but these were funny enuf to share.

Chuck Norris can pick bananas from an apple tree & make the best lemonade you ever tasted.

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim thru land.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese in French.

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork. While it's raining.

Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.

That's about it for now.

 

[Maverick]

 

[Mike Hill]

 

[Mike Hill]

 

[Mike Hill]

 

[Mike Hill]

 

[Mike Hill]

I'm posting this one real slow so that certain persons from SENC would understand it!

 

[Mike Hill]

 

[Alancw]

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Hey! I’m a urologist and I disagree! Hahaha.