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A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .

Webb

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Having worked for 3 years as an orderly in the ER while in college, it’s entirely possible. Advice to newlyweds….Never allow your bride to put your wedding band on your flaccid Johnson.

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Having worked for 3 years as an orderly in the ER while in college, it’s entirely possible. Advice to newlyweds….Never allow your bride to put your wedding band on your flaccid Johnson.

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Was thinking about that ring thing.....most guys have fingers that are ring size 10-20. I know a few that wear a 26 -30 ring, but even then, find in a bit out of the normal proportional range of humanity.

As for the 9 year old and the fidget spinner, he stands a better chance being most spinners have a 1" hole (size 13 ring size).
 

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My wealthiest client just sold their home for 14 million (which is going to be bulldozed and then new house put up) and bought a different one for $22,500,000 that's only 7 years old.
The house is only 9,600 ft. There's even a movie theater in this house.
They're just completing their move today and I was at the new house yesterday.
This is what the stereo and the computer brain which runs damn near everything in the house underneath the stairway looks like.
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woodtickgreg

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My wealthiest client just sold their home for 14 million and bought a different one for $22,500,000.
The house is only 9,600 ft.
They're just completing their move today and I was at the new house yesterday.
This is what the stereo and the computer brain which runs damn near everything in the house underneath the stairway looks like.
:unknown:

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What a shame to live in such poverty.
 

daniscool

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My wealthiest client just sold their home for 14 million and bought a different one for $22,500,000.
The house is only 9,600 ft.
They're just completing their move today and I was at the new house yesterday.
This is what the stereo and the computer brain which runs damn near everything in the house underneath the stairway looks like.
:unknown:

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Rich in money, poor in freedom. More stuff = more stuff to manage. More managing = less free time.
 

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My wealthiest client just sold their home for 14 million (which is going to be bulldozed and then new house put up) and bought a different one for $22,500,000 that's only 7 years old.
The house is only 9,600 ft. There's even a movie theater in this house.
They're just completing their move today and I was at the new house yesterday.
This is what the stereo and the computer brain which runs damn near everything in the house underneath the stairway looks like.
:unknown:

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When you have that kind of money I suppose you need to find something to spend it on.
 
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