Happy birthday @Mike Hill 


Medicare I say.NOTHING in the shop today. At work, but gonna eat Blue Bell Ice Cream all day - wish! Instead I have CPR and Safety training most of day.
WISH Lil Mikey Happy Birthday Today - He's gonna be able to join the OFL now! - the big 65 and he's got the Beat Down Broken-Hearted, Lonesome Bubba Blues - unappreciated, underachieving, unattractive, unskinny, unwaxed - a total chunky monkey .......SLAP!!!! There he's over it! Give me that CPR dummy - I'll be a little frisky today and not use the little plastic thingie.
PS - was looking to have a cinnamon roll today and stopped two places and they had none - not a good start. But I do have the thrill of Blue Bell to look forward to later!!!!!!
If I didn't have that danged training I'd go get a cronut today and have me a sustained sugar high! ............. or maybe some Graeters Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip.....or some Talenti Belgium Chocolate!
Looks awesome Doug.Finished one. Came out really nice. Not the best pic but these will look good on a fly rod.
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Welcome to the Medicare Club, happy birthday.NOTHING in the shop today. At work, but gonna eat Blue Bell Ice Cream all day - wish! Instead I have CPR and Safety training most of day.
WISH Lil Mikey Happy Birthday Today - He's gonna be able to join the OFL now! - the big 65 and he's got the Beat Down Broken-Hearted, Lonesome Bubba Blues - unappreciated, underachieving, unattractive, unskinny, unwaxed - a total chunky monkey .......SLAP!!!! There he's over it! Give me that CPR dummy - I'll be a little frisky today and not use the little plastic thingie.
PS - was looking to have a cinnamon roll today and stopped two places and they had none - not a good start. But I do have the thrill of Blue Bell to look forward to later!!!!!!
If I didn't have that danged training I'd go get a cronut today and have me a sustained sugar high! ............. or maybe some Graeters Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip.....or some Talenti Belgium Chocolate!
HaHa I already know what the amygdalae is!! And funny thing is I tell my wife I'm going out to make seedust. The first time she said Huh? and I explained it to her(not quite like you have here though) and now she just says have fun and doesn't ask anymore!! Loved the post brother!Sawdust Up!
I recently came across this quote attributed to Helen Keller. Lil Mikey's gurly side finds comfort in it, yet it stimulates the premonition network of amygdalae (I know that @Wildthings and the Islander will have to look that one up!) that reside in the dark, haunting, crevices of his empty, yet hard head! "What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us." That first part is what makes Lil Mikey all squishy. But, if Lil Mikey loves sawdust, will sawdust become part of him? And if it does, what part? It's the quintessential pondering of Lil Mikey's primordial brain.
When Lil Mikey can't make sawdust – he gets to sit at his desk wishing he could – or dreams about going fly fishing – or pining that he had a big gallon of chocolate ice cream to eat – or drools while thinking about eating a big juicy smoked brisket – or…………………. (but I digress, besides I have to go now and get the stuff to wipe the drool off my keyboard). To Lil Mikey, sawdust is the answer. Sawdust isn't his slave – he is the slave to sawdust. SOS – Son of Sawdust!
Ever notice that sawdust is past tense? He has often wondered why it couldn't be a past participle – seendust! Don't ask me – I call them as I seen them! I can't state whether my English teachers liked me or not – let's say I was a challenge!
If you've scrutinized Lil Mikey's mental strolls with any consistency (he hopes that you don't just take it with you into the bathroom – although he tries not to be offended if you do), and not filed them in the round file, then you know what he thinks of Texas women and how to dance. To "cowgirl up" is a phrase often recited in Texas. It is the heart and soul of a Texas woman. It means to deal with what life hands you, put on your big gurl britches, and don't whine or get all "high-maintenance princess" about it (Use the pronouns of your choice!), and those types are jes plum useless buckle bunnies and Nashville queens!
Not to get all high-maintenance, but have you ever thunk about the word? Yes, it's dust, but, OH so many resplendent varieties, colors, smells. It seems such a waste to group them all into one word? It hints toward a lack of sufficiency – why not oakdust, mapledust, hickorydust, and the goddess of them all – curlykoadust? Why not liberate keystrokes, and preserve trees by saving paper rather than saying oak sawdust, maple sawdust. FBE sawdust, etc.…. Remember the credo – Save a tree – Save a Woodworker!
Engage imagery cortex!!! The night is settling in. You're sitting on the deck with your friends, enjoying the warm night air as it blows in gently off the lake (or Alton Bay). Everything is calm – only occasionally broken by the splash of a leaping fish. Hoot owls are hooting. Red-eyed cicadas are insolently chirping in the background – annoying, incessant, maddening, never stopping, did I say LOUD? ……. Then someone yells, "Let's go skinny dipping!" Chairs scatter, clothes are cast aside, and everyone runs madly for the lake. As soul-nourishing as a naked midnight swim, sawdust is crammed to the brim with lusciously palpable propensities. Sawdust presents itself as a delightfully tactile treat. So go 'au natural' and enjoy this adventure today. Hurry, 'cause you don't want to be the last one in!'
Moral of the story:
Live Life! Eat ice cream, play with sawdust, and swim naked!! But what do I know?
Lil Mikey is Sawdust in the Wind now that he’s 65!
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OK OK wow you were busy BUT the bread, what about pictures of the bread!!