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A Joke a Day Keeps The Boredom Away . . .
- Thread starter Kevin
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What I wouldnt give to have ring-side seats when Mrs DLJeffs sees it for the first time!
Saw this at a friend’s house yesterday.
Truth.
She'd look at it, then give me one of those side ways looks, then shake her head and go back inside. After 46 years together she probably has me figured out and given up.
I'm bettin' that it didn't take the full 46 years for her to get you figured out...
Not me! Neighbors have reported me too many times already. And there is no HOA anywhere close!
That's the biggest reason I want one.
I was in the bar the other day telling my buddy the joke about the epileptic..."What would you do if an epileptic was having an episode in the bath?...throw the laundry in." However, the guy two seats down said "My brother is an epileptic and had an episode in the bath and died."
If the ground could have swallowed me up right then I'd have been happy.
I turned to him and said "I'm sorry to hear that, did he drown?"
The guy said "No, he choked on a sock."
If the ground could have swallowed me up right then I'd have been happy.
I turned to him and said "I'm sorry to hear that, did he drown?"
The guy said "No, he choked on a sock."
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